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Myserie Clinic Welcomes Psychiatrist

Dr. Deborah Cifuentes has recently joined the Myserie Clinic Medical Staff, and is accepting new patients.

Dec 7, 2020

Buckle up, dear readers, because boy does Koji got the SCOOP for you. So there I was, minding my own business in Margrette's Park, trying...

Nov 30, 2020

Search party: Monday 4PM SLT 11/23/2020

Nov 22, 2020

Not even your trash is safe! After multiple complaints and reports of dogs eating through trash bins and dumpsters being raided, someone...

Nov 9, 2020

When you hear the word "witch," what comes to your mind? Pointy hat? Broomstick? Or perhaps something more sinister? Would you imagine a...

Nov 5, 2020

The City of Myserie is proud to present this years Halloween Pumpkin Hunt! Sponsored by the Myserie City Community Center.

Oct 30, 2020

It has been under considerable speculation that famous musician Cabel Makkronen Tesafae AKA "The Weekdai" is a vampire.

Oct 5, 2020

Another round of Dear Dalyah!

Oct 5, 2020

Dear Dalyah, I would like to know where the blood bag supplies go.... What if the vampires are taking them? Sincerely, Buffy...

Sep 27, 2020

IKEA, the Swedish furniture company, has decided to enter into a newly opened market. Coffins

Sep 8, 2020